Thursday, September 27, 2007


"Hey, Derek."
"Yeah, Derek."
"Still hate the Jews?"
"Yeah."
"Cool, me too."

Friday, March 30, 2007

Um... Seriously... This is serious now

From the San Francisco Chronicle:


New celebrity couple Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter sparked outrage when their public display of affection at an exhibition left art fans upset.

The actress and the New York Yankees star were checking out the Holy Image, Hallowed Ground: Icons From Sinai exhibition at Los Angeles' Getty Museum when things started getting hot and heavy.

One eyewitness tells the National Enquirer, "It was shocking. They were making out on a veranda in full view of everyone, including several Orthodox Jewish families who'd come to see the religious artifacts."

The upset witness even claims security staff had to interrupt the loved-up couple and ask them to cool it.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=11249


Who's the crackpot now, mom????

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Terrifying...

"I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots." - Derek Jeter


Spring Training


Jeter found hoarding leavened bread for upcoming Passover holiday.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

The Swiss

Swiss Watch Makers Movado describe posterboy Derek Jeter as a, "Humanitarian." The Swiss...

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Relief!

Derek Jeter relieved to hear that fellow World Series MVP David Eckstein is not a jew.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Heroes

"The Yankees have twenty-five heroes."
-- Derek Jeter

The Yankees have zero jews.

-- Derek Jeter Hates the Jews

Friday, October 20, 2006

NLCS Anti-Semitism



Jeter seen celebrating loss of Mets, Shawn Green, at the hands of the goyesha Cardinals.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Mariah Carey... Not a Jew

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Wow... Just, Wow...

Jeter names Passion of Christ 8th favorite film.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Derek Still Hating


Image taken on Sabbath

Derek Jeter Hates the Jews

Jeter was recently spotted eating a ham and cheese sandwich at the Carnagie Deli.